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 A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow.
The randy steer tore off the farmer’s clothes after he caught the scent
of cows on them at the dairy farm in eastern Poland.
Terrified, Stan Markowski, 68 tried to reject the armorous advances
but was chased and tossed around the field.
Daughter Danua, 45 said: “The bull smelt my dad who’d just been with
cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating”

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Great Episode of the Simpsons.

Description: When Homer wakes up in the snow and discovers that Marge and his kids are nowhere to be seen, Moe tells Homer about the drink he had that made him forget the previous 24 hours, so he goes to Professor Frink to get his memory back, where he discovers that he found Marge with another man

The Simpsons 1909 Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind

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1. Describe the functions of circuit breakers, fuses, earthing, double insulation, and other safety devices in your home.

Circuit breakers: a circuit breakers function is to act as a fuse, which is to break a circuit path when a predetermined amount of current is passed. (more…)

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Chord properties-
1. A line from the centre of a circle to the midpoint of a chord meets the chords at right angles
2. A perpendicular drawn to a chord from the centre of the circle bisects the chord
3. Equal arcs of a circle subtend equal angles at the centre
4. The perpendicular bisector of a chord must pass through the centre of the circle
5. The centre of a circle is the perpendicular bisector of chords
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The mother of a British Army soldier is still coming to terms with the death of her eldest son in Afghanistan last Friday.

Trooper Ratu Sakiasi Selamu Babakobau, 29, is the first Fijian soldier to die in Afghanistan.

He was in his first month of duty. (more…)

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Sieving – use to separate different sized solid particles of various sizes. Used in banks, mining industry and to sort foodstuffs.
Filtration – used separate an insoluble substance from a liquid. Un-dissolved solid particles are separated from a liquid (or gas) by passing the mixture through a screen such as filter paper that is fine enough to collect particles of solid.
Evaporation – evaporation separates soluble substance from a solution.
Distillation – used to purify liquids (to obtain a solvent from a solution). It involves boiling a liquid and cooling the gas produced to condense it back to the liquid state. Effective when the components have different boiling points. (more…)

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Valences

Simple/Polyatomic Ions Valence

Silver 1+
Iron II 2+
Copper II 2+ (more…)

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Morningside 4 life!

Vale, Valea, Jeff da Maori, Sione and Mack live in the suburb of Morningside and attend the local college, St Sylvester’s, where their principal is a Fa’afafine and the PE teacher is legendary ex-All Black Michael Jones.

Vale and Valea (loosely translates to dumb and dumber) are two brothers, living in a single-parent household with their father Pepelo, a benefit bludging, occasional fork-hoist driver with a love of beer, porn and gambling. Vale has a strong social conscience while Valea is more interested in pashing the girls, but both brothers believe in having a strong solidarity with their boys. Sione is Vale and Velea’s best mate and fancies himself as a bit of a ladies man, while he constantly looks for ways to impress the girl of his dreams, sixth former Mila Jizovich. (more…)

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Tell me who it is
Just tell me the truth so i dont go fuss
Might not be something i want to hear
But I’m willing to stand by and bear it
Just to know the truth

What did I lack
Always had you back, up or down
Even when you had a frown
I put down my crown and didnt let you drown
What more can I do to be appreciated
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